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I mean, it really has!

This is my first news post, and I am going to make it as entertaining as possible.

How are you?

That's good.

So basically, I'm going to be honest with you here. I don't know what to say.

I mean, i've been making some crap... It doesn't go anywhere, so I say "Fuck!" and sit around making more crap. Now, in all honesty... My skills are pretty decent, I can say. I mean, the animations on here are from ages ago and my skills have only gotten better since then!

The reason why I can't get ANYTHING done, is because this place fucking SUCKS FUCKING DICK.

Marietta Ohio.

Hole in the Earth.

The devils asshole.

I would be completely happy, if me and my family and friends moved out of this pile of shit in Ohio's dick hole and a giant elephant sat on it engulfing the entire city in giant elephant SHIT.

Thank you very much.

Feel free to say anything! I will give YOU anything from advice to common facts that you wanted to know! Not that I know them off-hand, however I will search on google for the answer for you!

Bye n***a!